Investment

Office worker: Grabeh, halos kwarenta mil na akong nagasto pagpanguyab anang bayhana! Unya bali diyes mil kapin pa ako nabawi! Buwagan nako oi!

Sa Photo Developing Center

Teenager girl 1: Tan-awa akong mga picture. Artistig kaayo.

Teenager girl 2: Artistig?

Teenager girl 1: Artistic nga astig.

Tutor

American Tutor: Very good. Now, what do you call the tough material that covers the outside of a tree?

Bisdak Student: Uhmm.

American Tutor: Come on, John. You just read it a while ago.

Bisdak Student: Uhmm

American Tutor: Come on. Think.

Bisdak Student: Uhmm

American Tutor: (loses patience) Bark, John, bark!

Bisdak Student: Aw! Aw! Aw! Rarr! Aw!